{"id":3977,"date":"2014-02-17T13:40:14","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T11:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=3977"},"modified":"2014-02-19T10:53:36","modified_gmt":"2014-02-19T08:53:36","slug":"i-kid-you-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=3977","title":{"rendered":"I kid you not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"pot\" href=\"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/pot.jpg\" rel=\"prettyPhoto-img\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3978\" alt=\"pot\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/pot-250x250.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/pot-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/pot-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<blockquote class=\"sc-blockquote\">I Kid You Not<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My eyes tell always: &#8220;I shan&#8217;t!&#8221;<br \/>when people want the hunters&#8217; hunt,<br \/>yet, in their hunt I have been caught,<br \/>I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>At times I&#8217;m Arthur and Merlin,<br \/>my thoughts as swords come out and in,<br \/>Aye, with my crabbit thoughts I fought,<br \/>I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>While running on piano chord<br \/>my fingers build a better world<br \/>where children sleep in their cot,<br \/>I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>I teach a flower how to bloom,<br \/>a sun ray to avoid the gloom,<br \/>yet, people like not to be taught.<br \/>I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>A thousand years I tried to find<br \/>a blink of soul in every mind,<br \/>Yet, I cannot find what I sought,<br \/>I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>The magic words sleep in my wand<br \/>to unveil\u00a0 Shamrock from beyond<br \/>the rainbow to the golden pot.<br \/>I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Maria Magdalena Biela<\/blockquote><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3977"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3980,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977\/revisions\/3980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}