{"id":10752,"date":"2022-02-15T11:33:54","date_gmt":"2022-02-15T09:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=10752"},"modified":"2022-02-15T11:33:56","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T09:33:56","slug":"eu-citesc-i-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=10752","title":{"rendered":"eu citesc \/ I read"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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eu citesc \/ I read<\/p>\n

eu citesc p\u00e2n\u0103 rup c\u0103r\u021bile \u0219i se rup filele. atunci, le introduc delicat \u00een gur\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 se umezesc \u0219i cap\u0103t\u0103 gust de pr\u0103jitur\u0103 cu vi\u0219ine sau cerneal\u0103. le plimb cu limba prin toat\u0103 gura s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembib de cultur\u0103. citesc orice – beletristic\u0103, c\u0103r\u021bi de popularizare a \u0219tiin\u021bei de orice fel, reviste cartoon, c\u0103r\u021bi de mecanic\u0103, de inginerie spa\u021bial\u0103, religioase, ateiste, filosofice, antropologice, orice, orice \u00eemi provoac\u0103 orgasm intelectual, pardon, culinar, eu le \u00eenghit \u0219i diger la propriu. eu asimilez toat\u0103 cultura lumii organic, visceral. p\u00e2n\u0103 mi se apleac\u0103 \u0219i vomit. da, vomit cultur\u0103 c\u00e2t un fluviu, c\u00e2t un ocean, peste lume. eu inund lumea cu toat\u0103 cultura mea procesat\u0103 \u0219i transformat\u0103. apoi regret \u0219i v\u0103 spun frust – nu mai citi\u021bi \u0219i digera\u021bi c\u0103r\u021bi oameni buni, c\u0103 vi se apleac\u0103 \u0219i da\u021bi gratis cultur\u0103 oric\u0103rui fraier neanderthalian care nu \u0219tie nici literele alfabetului!<\/p>\n


OFELIA PRODAN<\/p>\n

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I read until I break the books and the pages tear. then I gently pop them in my mouth until they moisten and taste like cake with cherries or ink. I run them with my tongue all over my mouth to soak up the culture. I read everything – fiction, science popularization books of all kinds, cartoon magazines, mechanics, space engineering, religious, atheistic, philosophical, anthropological books, anything, anything that gives me an intellectual, sorry, culinary orgasm, I literally swallow and digest them. I assimilate all the culture of the world organically, viscerally. until I get nauseous and I vomit. yes, I vomit culture the size of a river, of an ocean, al over the world. I flood the world with all my processed and transformed culture. then I regret it and I tell you point-blank – stop reading and digesting books, folks, because you get nauseous and give culture for free to any Neanderthal sucker who doesn’t even know the letters of the alphabet!<\/p>\n


traducere, M. M. Biela<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romanian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10754,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10752\/revisions\/10754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}