{"id":10295,"date":"2021-10-01T11:23:15","date_gmt":"2021-10-01T08:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=10295"},"modified":"2021-10-01T11:23:17","modified_gmt":"2021-10-01T08:23:17","slug":"its-all-a-scam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=10295","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s all a scam"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"\" dir=\"auto\">\n<div id=\"jsc_c_9l\" class=\"ecm0bbzt hv4rvrfc ihqw7lf3 dati1w0a\" data-ad-comet-preview=\"message\" data-ad-preview=\"message\">\n<div class=\"j83agx80 cbu4d94t ew0dbk1b irj2b8pg\">\n<div class=\"qzhwtbm6 knvmm38d\">\n<p><a title=\"oct\" href=\"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oct.jpeg\" rel=\"prettyPhoto-img\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10296\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oct-250x250.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oct-250x250.jpeg 250w, https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oct-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"\" dir=\"auto\">\n<div id=\"jsc_c_9l\" class=\"ecm0bbzt hv4rvrfc ihqw7lf3 dati1w0a\" data-ad-comet-preview=\"message\" data-ad-preview=\"message\">\n<div class=\"j83agx80 cbu4d94t ew0dbk1b irj2b8pg\">\n<div class=\"qzhwtbm6 knvmm38d\">\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"sc-blockquote\">It&#8217;s all a scam<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Here, I&#8217;ve said it!<br \/>All the &#8220;first&#8221;<br \/>are wishful thinking.<br \/>The first smile?<br \/>Maybe colics, gas.<br \/>The first word?<br \/>Who&#8217;s to say?<br \/>What if I&#8217;ve said it<br \/>all by myself<br \/>without any witness?<br \/>The first love?<br \/>Every boy I&#8217;ve kissed<br \/>even a girl<br \/>was my first love<br \/>The first kiss?<br \/>Hooya!<br \/>A messy, unsanitary<br \/>exchange of saliva<br \/>teeth clacking together<br \/>gnawing on each others mouth<br \/>bitten tongue by mistake<br \/>aware of all noises<br \/>eyes wide open<br \/>yep, that&#8217;s worth remembering.<br \/>The first sexual encounter?<br \/>I&#8217;ve been a virgin<br \/>way more times than<br \/>I care to admit.<br \/>First orgasm?<br \/>Define it.<br \/>To sum up:<br \/>&#8220;the first&#8221; is a folks&#8217; tale<br \/>something people tell<br \/>each other<br \/>to keep going on<br \/>living.<br \/>What really counts<br \/>is your &#8220;last&#8221;:<br \/>word, smile, tear,<br \/>love, sex encounter, orgasm.<br \/>The last time of all.<\/p>\n<p><br \/>Maria Magdalena Biela<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autumn","category-contemporary-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10297,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10295\/revisions\/10297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}