{"id":10285,"date":"2021-09-26T09:54:10","date_gmt":"2021-09-26T06:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=10285"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:15:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T07:15:00","slug":"nici-in-cer-nici-in-mijlocul-oceanului-nici-in-pesterile-din-munti-neither-in-the-sky-nor-in-the-middle-of-the-ocean-nor-in-the-caves-of-the-mountains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/?p=10285","title":{"rendered":"\u201eNici \u00een cer, nici \u00een mijlocul oceanului, nici \u00een pe\u0219terile din mun\u021bi\u201d \/ &#8220;Neither in the sky, nor in the middle of the ocean, nor in the caves of the mountains&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a title=\"death\" href=\"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/death-scaled.jpg\" rel=\"prettyPhoto-img\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-10286\" src=\"http:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/death-250x250.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/death-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.magdalenabiela.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/death-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"sc-blockquote\">\u201eNici \u00een cer, nici \u00een mijlocul oceanului,<br \/>nici \u00een pe\u0219terile din mun\u021bi\u201d \/ <br \/>&#8220;Neither in the sky, nor in the middle of the ocean, <br \/>nor in the caves of the mountains&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Doctore, doctore, nu r\u00e2nji \u00eenc\u0103, nu \u021bi-ai g\u0103sit omul.<br \/>Sunt mai sarcastic dec\u00e2t tine la orice or\u0103,<br \/>iar despre cinism mai bine s\u0103 nu vorbim<br \/>e cam prea devreme, nu crezi?<br \/>\u0218tiu, am r\u0103mas doar noi doi,<br \/>de\u0219i a\u0219 fi preferat ca-n locul t\u0103u s\u0103 fie<br \/>un barman,<br \/>un \u00eemp\u0103timit de pariuri,<br \/>o midinet\u0103.<br \/>Chestia asta chiar n-a depins<br \/>de mine sau de tine,<br \/>a\u0219a c\u0103 s\u0103 nu ne r\u0103\u021boim unul la altul<br \/>\u0219i nu, n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 convingi s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u0219 \u00een plosca aia.<br \/>Doctore, doctore, nu te juca de-a Dumnezeu<br \/>cu mine, s-ar putea s\u0103-mi smulg perfuzia<br \/>\u0219i s\u0103 te str\u00e2ng de g\u00e2t cu ea p\u00e2n\u0103 apare o infirmier\u0103.<br \/>Simt c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 mai pot \u2013 \u0219tii \u0219i tu asta,<br \/>de aia \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103 vl\u0103guie\u0219ti, \u00eencet \u0219i sigur.<br \/>Te simt, gol\u0103na\u0219ule, frate,<br \/>ca pe unul pe care-l cunosc de tare demult.<br \/>Doctore, e\u0219ti la fel ca mine \u0219i nici unul din noi<br \/>nu mai pleac\u0103 de-aici.<\/p>\n<p>Spelunca asta a ta<br \/>\u0219i-a pierdut to\u021bi clien\u021bii de vaz\u0103<br \/>\u0219i tu suferi c\u0103 n-ai prins trenul \u0103la la care visase\u0219i.<br \/>Dar uit\u0103-te \u00eencoace \u0219i spune-mi c\u0103 nu te<br \/>recuno\u0219ti m\u0103car pu\u021bin \u00een situa\u021bia asta jenant\u0103 pe care<br \/>e de datoria ta s-o tratezi.<br \/>Poate c\u0103 \u0219i corpu-\u0103sta al meu o fi<br \/>ceva mai mult dec\u00e2t inconvenientul care-\u021bi am\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>micu\u021bul flirt cu asistenta bondoac\u0103.<br \/>Doctore, te v\u0103d tot mai neclar<br \/>carcasa asta p\u0103r\u0103ginit\u0103 m\u0103 las\u0103 balt\u0103.<br \/>\u0218tiu c\u0103 nu crezi \u00een ce faci \u0219i c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi mai pas\u0103,<br \/>\u0219tiu c\u0103 ai r\u0103mas doar cu mine<br \/>\u0219i am\u00e2ndoi am fi preferat s\u0103 fim \u00een alt\u0103 parte acum,<br \/>s\u0103-mi c\u00e2nte un trompetist berber,<br \/>s\u0103-mi toarne mimozele-n pahar c\u00e2te o vodc\u0103 mic\u0103,<br \/>s\u0103 pun pe mas\u0103 cu instinct de killer<br \/>chinta regal\u0103 care te salveaz\u0103<br \/>\u00een ultima clip\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>CLAUDIU KOMARTIN<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><br \/>&#8220;Neither in the sky, nor in the middle of the ocean, <br \/>nor in the caves of the mountains&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Doctor, doctor, don&#8217;t grin yet, you haven&#8217;t found your man.<br \/>I&#8217;m more sarcastic than you at any time,<br \/>and let&#8217;s not talk about cynicism<br \/>it&#8217;s a little early, don&#8217;t you think?<br \/>I know, it&#8217;s just the two of us left,<br \/>although I&#8217;d have preferred it to be in your place<br \/>a bartender,<br \/>a gambler,<br \/>a demi-monde.<br \/>This thing really didn&#8217;t depend<br \/>on me or you<br \/>so let&#8217;s not get mad at each other<br \/>and no, you\u2019re not gonna get me piss in that bedpan.<br \/>Doctor, doctor, don&#8217;t play God<br \/>with me, I might snatch my IV<br \/>and strangle you with it until a nurse shows up.<br \/>I feel like I still can &#8211; you know that, too.<br \/>that&#8217;s why you try to weaken me, slowly and surely.<br \/>I feel you, punk, bro,<br \/>like someone I\u2019ve known for a long time.<br \/>Doc, you\u2019re just like me<br \/>and none of us is leaving here.<\/p>\n<p><br \/>This dump of yours<br \/>has lost all its top customers<br \/>and you\u2019re suffering because you didn\u2019t catch that train you dreamed of.<br \/>But look over here and tell me you don\u2019t<br \/>feel yourself at least a little bit in this embarrassing situation<br \/>that is your job to deal with.<br \/>Maybe this body of mine is<br \/>more than just the inconvenience that delays<br \/>your little flirtation with the dumpy nurse.<br \/>Doc, you\u2019re getting fuzzier and fuzzier,<br \/>this dilapidated carcass is giving me a hard time.<br \/>I know you don&#8217;t believe in what you&#8217;re doing and you don&#8217;t care anymore,<br \/>I know that you&#8217;re left with just me<br \/>and we&#8217;d both rather be somewhere else now,<br \/>let a Berber trumpeter play to me,<br \/>some mimosas to pour a little vodka into my glass,<br \/>to put on the table with a killer instinct<br \/>the royal flush that saves you<br \/>at the last minute. <\/p>\n<p><br \/>traducere, Maria Magdalena Biela<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 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